We just wouldn't bother if we were you…
The wildlife is not worth seeing
I'm sure you can see lions everyday where you live...
Giraffes are pretty commonplace as well right?
Nothing to see here...
The scenery is pretty awful too
Blue and yellow definitely clash...
You won’t like the food
Look at how fresh it all is....horrible
It has no history
Oh you mean this old thing?
The weather is no better than at home
Could be mistaken for London quite easily....
There are not any good adventures to be had….
What could you possibly get up to here?
This piece is written in jest and we think everyone should visit Africa if given the chance, so all that is left for you to do is to pick your next adventure and explore this incredible continent!